dissapointed?
are you dissapointed in todays government? do you feel like you're being lied to? do you feel like your perceptions of reality are fading? is the stress of your days in reality starting to bog you down? are you ready to give up? do you smell bad?......if the answers to these questions are yes, i'd like you to keep reading.
we all like showers. some like showers with high water preasure and steaming hot water. some of us like cold showers with fat droplets of water pouring over our bodies. some like golden showers with warmth and aroma. some like mental showers that clense our mind from extranious information. some of us like spiritual showers with goblins....what ever the shower may be, we all like the feelings we get mentally and physically when our transum is touched in this way....at DukeHogwild's School for the Dissapointments, we come together to salvage the reckage of our lives by showering in our dissapointments. send me your dissapointments and we'll make sure we find you some towels.
we all like showers. some like showers with high water preasure and steaming hot water. some of us like cold showers with fat droplets of water pouring over our bodies. some like golden showers with warmth and aroma. some like mental showers that clense our mind from extranious information. some of us like spiritual showers with goblins....what ever the shower may be, we all like the feelings we get mentally and physically when our transum is touched in this way....at DukeHogwild's School for the Dissapointments, we come together to salvage the reckage of our lives by showering in our dissapointments. send me your dissapointments and we'll make sure we find you some towels.
posted by dukehogwild @ 8:03 PM
2 Comments:
At 1:39 PM,
Anonymous said…
i'm dissapointed in my friends. they always seem to let me down. i'm like always there for them, but when it's their turn to step to the plate, theres always a strike. you know. cause the pitcher throws the ball and since know one steps up to the plate its a strike. think about it. you'll get it. anyways dude. how do i deal with this.
At 4:07 PM,
dukehogwild said…
looks like your friends may not really be your friends, but rather your heroin buddies...next time you shoot up with them, chew some alka seltzer and fake an overdose. leave a working phone, a gun, a saw, a porno, and a couple of shovels in the room. if they choose to use the phone and call for help, they risk getting caught with heroin, thus validating a possible friendship. if they choose any or all of the latter, kill them and rid their remains for they are the fungus of your feet attempting the destruction of your very being. you'll probably fall into a depression. when that happens, write me back.
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