dissapointed?

are you dissapointed in todays government? do you feel like you're being lied to? do you feel like your perceptions of reality are fading? is the stress of your days in reality starting to bog you down? are you ready to give up? do you smell bad?......if the answers to these questions are yes, i'd like you to keep reading.

we all like showers. some like showers with high water preasure and steaming hot water. some of us like cold showers with fat droplets of water pouring over our bodies. some like golden showers with warmth and aroma. some like mental showers that clense our mind from extranious information. some of us like spiritual showers with goblins....what ever the shower may be, we all like the feelings we get mentally and physically when our transum is touched in this way....at DukeHogwild's School for the Dissapointments, we come together to salvage the reckage of our lives by showering in our dissapointments. send me your dissapointments and we'll make sure we find you some towels.

Mind Body Soul & Masterbation

i woke up this morning a little early. Usually it takes me a couple of hours to decide whether or not to get up. it's a tough decision process but it must be done every day, unless of course an emergency transpires waking me at a split in time. this morning there was no emergency, just a massive dose of confusion. It was like i got drunk last night and was still poisoned in the morning. it's all good now though. I just had to take a shit i realized. turds have power, please believe........later, in the afternoon, a little before now, i had a talk with my shrink. my shrink kept touching me. touching my balls infact. i liked it and then thoroughly enjoyed it. my shrink doesn't charge me. we have a deal that if i stay honest i'll keep getting fucked with, so i accepted and till' death do us part.