see you next time
as another year comes to a close, i find myself wondering if i'm looking in the right places..i know what i want. but do i really know how to get what i want. and if indeed i do know how to get what i want, am i willing to give my all to achieve what i want......
do i stop wanting, and begin to need what i desire. humans tend to get what they need. and if they don't get what they need, they die trying or find an appropiate alternative..when a man is lost in a dessert struggling to maintain body temperature and energy without water, he will come to the conclusion that he needs water. he will do whatever it takes to find that water, because he needs that water. if he doesn't get that water, he will die..but if that thirsty man comes across a bottle of gatorade, he will drink it, because gatorade is an appropriate alternative for water......
failure is one hell of an achievment. it gives you a strong foundation for success...do you know what to do when you succeed..becoming a success gives you a potent recipe for failure..a journey into the dark infested waters of truth will corrode your soul.....
my soul is corroded.......
goodbye,
tiffany
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....i got paid $450 to write that suicide note. tiffany was nice so i gave her a discount..usually when someone is going o kill themselves, you can muster a little more cash outta them. you don't want to get to greedy though because large withdrawals can get detectives curious. and no suicide writer would ever want the cops sniffing their laundry basket...writing this here isn't a good idea either but i am officially retiring from the suicide writing business...my three clients before tiffany were all intelligent thought provoking individuals. i strongly felt that they should all write thier own letters and subsequently talked them into it. not to brag or anything, but i'm pretty good at talking people into things...tiffany was a special case though. she was a little dumb and needed the help. she told me that she was always talking about dark infested waters corroding our souls, so i made that the basis of the letter. i always like to get the corpse input before writing their letter for them..i only take a little tidbit of their shit and put it in. for the most part, i like to keep the letters short and vague. that way it keeps the family guessing..unanswered questions about suicides serve as a delicious haunting tool that lasts for years. if you can drive another member of the same family to committ suicide and find a way to write their suicide note, then you're simply at the top of your class. i never got that enviable opportunity.
do i stop wanting, and begin to need what i desire. humans tend to get what they need. and if they don't get what they need, they die trying or find an appropiate alternative..when a man is lost in a dessert struggling to maintain body temperature and energy without water, he will come to the conclusion that he needs water. he will do whatever it takes to find that water, because he needs that water. if he doesn't get that water, he will die..but if that thirsty man comes across a bottle of gatorade, he will drink it, because gatorade is an appropriate alternative for water......
failure is one hell of an achievment. it gives you a strong foundation for success...do you know what to do when you succeed..becoming a success gives you a potent recipe for failure..a journey into the dark infested waters of truth will corrode your soul.....
my soul is corroded.......
goodbye,
tiffany
.......................................................................................................................................................................
....i got paid $450 to write that suicide note. tiffany was nice so i gave her a discount..usually when someone is going o kill themselves, you can muster a little more cash outta them. you don't want to get to greedy though because large withdrawals can get detectives curious. and no suicide writer would ever want the cops sniffing their laundry basket...writing this here isn't a good idea either but i am officially retiring from the suicide writing business...my three clients before tiffany were all intelligent thought provoking individuals. i strongly felt that they should all write thier own letters and subsequently talked them into it. not to brag or anything, but i'm pretty good at talking people into things...tiffany was a special case though. she was a little dumb and needed the help. she told me that she was always talking about dark infested waters corroding our souls, so i made that the basis of the letter. i always like to get the corpse input before writing their letter for them..i only take a little tidbit of their shit and put it in. for the most part, i like to keep the letters short and vague. that way it keeps the family guessing..unanswered questions about suicides serve as a delicious haunting tool that lasts for years. if you can drive another member of the same family to committ suicide and find a way to write their suicide note, then you're simply at the top of your class. i never got that enviable opportunity.
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